New Adventures of the Compassionate Curmudgeon

In which I tend to rant. A lot. But compassionately...

What Lennon Might Have Said

I was out for dinner last evening and one of the TVs in the restaurant was tuned to a "news" channel but with the sound mercifully turned down. The caption had the latest hate-filled, anti-gay, conservative, christianist rant from that master of such things–Rush Limbaugh…

And for some reason John Lennon's lyrics began running through my head.

It wasn't long before I had posted an imaginary alternate line to Lennon's “Revolution” to my Facebook account:

But if you go quoting the shit of Rush Limbaugh

You ain't gonna make it with anyone anyhow.

I wonder how Lennon might actually have phrased it?